16:39. Shall I attempt a quickie post? On *one,* sole, delightful, brightful, delicious, nutritious, first-spring-day *term*… that I make it the most wonderful, relaxing, self-neck-and-hair-and-shoulders-massaging few moments that I have had so far today.
It started so beautifully, so full of love, so nature-inspired, so moon-swept, so tree-dreamt… and then I went on social media. And oh my dear, how to undo my own daft-comment-opedia? (No, DGS, this isn’t about the novel I left on *your* post! ;))
And then I went out into the wide small world of grocery stores, where everyone’s a spy. Not knowing that I buy for six, plus a neighbour nearby. Oh, my dear, why have you six cans? It’s to feed the four* boys, and one rather large man.
“Fuck you,” I think, but I shan’t *say* that; because you can’t see them, so I can certainly understand. (I haven’t brought the kids, since to do so might get me shot, with four more dirty looks, from anyone else with fear-and-loathing mind-rot.
And who’s to blame, for all of this anger? Honestly and truly, it really doesn’t matter. You can say it’s me, I can say it’s you, I can apologize till I turn blue… but the best thing I can do is laugh, and I hope you will too. 😄😇
Now I’m off to jump in the lake; that’s the best thing to do. Icy cold, it’ll freeze many germs too. ;))
(p.s. NO. PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME IT WON’T. I UNDERSTAND THAT. IT’S A JOKE!!! I KNOW THERE ARE A TON OF MICROBES IN THE LAKE. STILL, I THINK IT’S GOING TO BE OK. ;)) So sue me. (NO! PLEASE DON’T SUE ME!!! Or I’ll be bringing my bemicrobed ass to come sleep in your doorway!!! ;)))))
11 months + 24 days sustained sobriety. And 4.5, or nearly 5, days, of refined digital whatever-I-was-calling-it. Yay me! Much love to you all. Hope you are keeping well. Happy spring. 🌱 It’s bound to bring blooming things. 🌷 It’s also my and my husband’s 19th wedding anniversary. Cray-cray. Almost unbelievable. But delightful. Very happy he is home. 🎊 💗
*Next-day edit: corrected “five boys” to “four boys.” My counting skills are brutal! 😂